A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.



“I had nothing to eat for desert, so I ate a tube of toothpaste. The coolest par…”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”

“I want to work at a big firm. Erection.”

“I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her …”