A brick could be used to represent my hero. My hero obviously doesn’t look like a brick, but since he is my hero I decided to represent him as more handsome and interesting than he really is. Who’s my hero? Any member of Congress.

“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and com…”

“Alone is just another word for love.”

“My writing looks like it’s ten steps behind my mind, and racing to always catch…”

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”