A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 


“I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't…”

“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be bra…”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“If artists often get famous posthumously, then there is only one thing for me t…”