A brick could be used to send a message. The quickest way to send it would be through the air, and it would make more of an impact than an email or a text message.


“Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Ast…”

“I’m twice as twice as the guy in second place. My love comes first.”

“I didn't have romantic feelings for her, but my penis did. So what else could I…”

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you …”