A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.


“I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll al…”

“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”

“Before you enter politics, I pray you lose your anal virginity to a unicorn.”

“A Cyclops on a unicycle juggling three giant eyeballs couldn’t compare to the b…”