A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in his room.


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“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”

“A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable po…”