A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.


“Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?”

“I don't like musty smells. I much prefer less definitive fragrances, like the s…”

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and …”