A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.


“My two parents represent the single greatest influence on my life. And if my da…”

“I carry on about how much you love me, and I carry on my love like it’s carry-o…”

“A blanket could be used as a tarp to cover an outdoor swimming pool the size of…”

“I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an e…”