A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 


“He flatters me because he knows I am flattered by him flattering me. And that f…”

“I think ethnic jokes are hilarious, all sorts of ethnic jokes. White, black, Me…”

“I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of …”

“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”