A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.


“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single per…”

“I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re…”

“I enjoy breakfast in bed. But not while I am sleeping, because that’s when I’m …”