A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter tweets. Sure, just take the brick and smash the clay tablets, and each broken fragment should be roughly 140 characters.

“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”

“To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if …”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should…”

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not…”