A brick has eight edges and six sides. That’s nearly as many sides as a politician takes when discussing a binary issue.


“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”

“Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, …”