A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a life with you, or as a high velocity projectile.


“I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).”

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t …”

“Some people believe that people are essentially evil. Others believe people are…”