A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.


“The proper response to “I love you” is never “what, when, where, why, and how,”…”

“We need more upright citizens in this country. Everybody is just lying down as …”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching …”