A brick should decide who gets to rule the people, and I should decide what rules determine whom the brick favors.

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“I always thought I’d make a great backup singer. I don’t practice. It’s just pu…”

“They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you dri…”

“I wonder what city Grover Cleveland is from. Probably Cincinnati.”