A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it’d also be a surprise, because it’s not like you bought your own gift.

“He played a great part in my life. It was great in that it was a majority of ti…”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick …”

“I feel like I’m late for love. I’ll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should ha…”