A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the middle of the two—he’s on top, with the lawyer being well below the garbage man.

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bo…”

“War is fought over futile and feudal things. War is not about ideology, no matt…”

“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”