A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilously close to the edge of a shelf is also a knock off. How do you think my heart got broken?

“I’m as constant as Constantinople. Now that’s some Istanbul shit.”

“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks,…”

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“This is my logo for Two-Faced”