A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.

“If you kill him, call me. I'm bound by doctor client privilege.Really?No, but t…”

“Do you want me, too?Yes. And no.I'll take that. For now.”

“It's not just college grades that fall in a curve. Human decency is bell-shaped…”

“You want something to drink?Is this a trick question?Yes. I'm going to read you…”