A date, "often a boring thing you have to memorize in history class," but in this case, "an offer of a n evening of blisteringly white-hot romance with yours truly.

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“You don't understand,' she said, and there was a puzzling trace of resentment i…”

“Stop. I don't do you favors, Alec. I do things for you because - well, why do y…”

“We live forever by the grace of human love, which rocked strange children in th…”