A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

“Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity”

“It had been like swallowing a gust of October wind.”

“Може би изобщо не съществуват добри и лоши приятели. Може би просто има приятел…”

“That's what a shrink is for; friends and neighbors; their job is to fuck the me…”