A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

“Sunlight is great in a convertible, but it is not convertible to lemonade or lo…”

“Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of anothe…”

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, y…”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”