A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.

“Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of anothe…”

“To stop a battle, a politician would propose a war.”

“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“I’m not that afraid of heights. I’ve been 7,000 feet above sea level. Just so l…”