A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”

“When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.”

“Когато бях отвлечен като дете моите похитители изпратиха писмо на родителите ми…”

“I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.”