A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying Heinz ketchup, because who doesn’t like free hotdogs and carnage?

“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what i…”

“I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is …”

“Do you even listen to what I say? Would you be able to listen better if you wer…”

“Necessity is the mother of invention. She’s also my mother, though Invention an…”