A good server knows how to be seen, yet remain invisible. I was a great server, and I achieved invisibility by never showing up for work. My boss ended up firing me, probably over petty jealousy.

“Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is peo…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”

“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like…”

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”