A gun is a liar's weapon

“The rain on my chest is a baptism - I'm born again.”

“Buddy, I don't mean to poke my nose in where it don't belong, but that there is…”

“She doesn't quite chop his head off.She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.”

“I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, …”