A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.

“I can’t believe Sadie’s going to let me have the last word. Our experience toge…”

“Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.Percy: Will you stop calling me that?Annabeth: You…”

“Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the unive…”

“Apollo?” I guessed…He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.”A…”