A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.

“I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name wo…”

“Wheelchairs won’t kill you. And cigarettes won’t paralyze you. Stick a wheelcha…”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. An…”