A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

“If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be yo…”

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”