A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”

“A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydr…”

“When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.”