A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy.

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the…”

“Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well docum…”

“A brick could be used to help you become an Olympic swimmer. Tie the brick arou…”