A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.

“I have two mustaches, one over each eye. They smell like tits and ass, because …”

“When I hear a politician has died in a car accident, I think, “How tragic! Even…”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”

“If you say I stole your pillow, that’s simply not the case.”