A lot of prestigious men have passed through my office. That’s the benefit of having an office in the hall.

“I’m a closet sociopath. You can tell by all the skeletons I have hanging up nex…”

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”

“My lawyer’s name is Mr. Dentist. I have him on retainer. The police may think I…”

“How would you define love to an eight-year-old aardvark from Argentina who hear…”