A major investigation, once it gets underway, is as exciting as watching reruns of Big Brother, although possibly involving less sex and violence.

“What's the biggest thing you've zapped with a fireball?' I asked.'That would be…”

“I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sen…”

“Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quic…”

“We'd considered wearing uniform but Lesley said, what with her mask and everyth…”