A man who claims to be 32 degrees is one freezing freemason. That man must make love with all the warmth of a shadowy secret.

“The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I s…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it di…”

“Add smoke, not fire. You want to confuse your competition, not kill them.”