A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time going upstairs. Thank God for waterproof elevators!

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“Before I grab your ass, I’ll take off my gloves. They’re cutting off circulatio…”

“Jack Black and Betty White should couple and produce Earl Grey. I could go for …”

“I drove 30 miles to buy some breath mints before I realized I had some already …”