A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.

“Richard Dawkins can suck my Dickens.”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them…”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”