A peaceful wave came over me, and I thought, Thank God I’m holding my breath.

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”

“We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, bu…”