A person’s favorite word is brother, because he or she can relate to it. I love it because we value most in life the things we do not have.

“Me and my girlfriend aren’t a good fit. Her clothes are much too small for me.”

“I’m hungry to win. I should enter a hotdog eating contest.”

“A blanket could be used to cure the common cold. I mean, come on it’s just comm…”

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”