A picture is worth a thousand words, but is 400% less valuable, because a picture only captures one of the senses—sight. However, words can describe the other four senses, making writing four times more potent than photography.

“I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-sti…”

“I think the perfect pen name is Quill McSeagull. Especially for writing flights…”

“Masturbation, like writing, is best when your mind is working faster than your …”

“When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And …”