A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?

“I find politicians’ speeches moving. Sometimes I don’t even pack up before fore…”

“I like to fantasize about how far I’ll have come in a year. A year from now, I’…”

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s to…”

“Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus str…”