A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”

“[D]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.”

“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks t…”

“Mona´s Law apparently states that everyone wants three things - that happiness …”