A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

“If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.”

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”

“You can't put too much spin on a miracle.”

“Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someon…”