A rubber band is attached to a lever. Pull on the lever to increase the tension in the room.

“When two are united as one, I’ll be there. And so will someone else.”

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters o…”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”