A shopping cart flipped upside down forms a cage that I use to protect myself from consumerism.

“After the first meal with a new girlfriend’s family, I always like to say, “Wil…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”

“If the word "committee" were an acronym, the two "T"s would stand for time trav…”

“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a lon…”