A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shaped like pickles.

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“I had a dream about you where you were an economic hero. So is the real life yo…”