A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“I am the open, empty palm. You may call it ingratitude, bearing no gifts, but I…”

“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge,…”