A statue shaped like a mute. It will leave you speechless.

“Instead of a motorcycle, why not ride a custom-engineered unicorn? The unicorn …”

“I am the tomato of grapes. I am the cherry of tomatoes. I am the red fruit of l…”

“I’d rather jump in a tank with a tiger shark than make love to his right hand. …”

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “Th…”