A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.

“I don’t want to bring it up, but you do live on the top floor and the elevator’…”

“A brick could be used like yellow sneezes hello every time love walks like a sl…”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run …”